Goldman Sachs yanks ‘free coffee’ perk as bankers return to five-day

It’s time for Goldman Sachs bankers to wake up and smell the coffee — and pay for it, too.

As employees filed into the Wall Street giant’s headquarters in lower Manhattan last Tuesday for a mandatory return to a five-day work week, they got an unwelcome surprise: The “free coffee” station had been wheeled away, sources told The Post.

The complimentary “grab and go” station at the entrance of 200 West St. — cold-brew, as well as stashes of French vanilla creamer, almond milk, soy milk and half-and-half — had appeared during the pandemic to encourage attendance, according to insiders.

But the brass has since determined it doesn’t need sweeteners to get people back to the office, sources told The Post. Instead, management now believes the threat of getting fired should more than enough incentive, the sources said.

“RIP to another pandemic perk for junior bankers,” one junior Goldman banker lamented. “I’m sure the partners still don’t have to pay for their coffee — or anything in their fancy dining hall.”

“Of course they took the coffee away,” another junior banker added. “But I’ve been so slammed since Labor Day I haven’t really had time to think too much about it.”

As for coffee, a source close to the bank notes there is still free drip coffee elsewhere in the building, including at the building’s “Sky Lobby” on the 11th floor. The source added the bank also provided cupcakes to employees on their first day back. Still, junior employees counter that it’s a hassle to get to and doesn’t have the same quality of cold brew.

At other banks on Wall Street, executives and CEOs are embracing the return to normalcy — and the disappearance of perks that many had long taken for granted.

At Goldman as well as rivals JPMorgan an Morgan Stanley, bankers at all levels are lamenting the loss of free tickets to the US Open tennis championship in Forest Hills, Queens. Before the pandemic, the big banks typically made extra tickets available to top performers. But this year, the only way to nab a seat is to bring a client, sources add.

Spokespeople at JPMorgan and Morgan Stanley declined to comment on the US Open perks.

JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon, for his part, has grown increasingly aggressive with a clampdown on remote work, privately telling senior managers he expects the rank and file to be at the office five days a week — a more stringent standard than the bank’s official line of three days a week, according to sources close to the company.

But it’s Goldman CEO David Solomon — who famously called working from home an “aberration” — who has signaled the return to office with particular force. As first reported by The Post, Goldman told workers in a memo last month it planned to lift all…